What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:05

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.